that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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