I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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