It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do vagina's smell?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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