I just cut my nipple shaving
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I would fuck him just for his dog
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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