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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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