dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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