You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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