Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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