When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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