I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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