Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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