Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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