well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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