the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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