Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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