Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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