When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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