You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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