His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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