the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Panties = found
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