I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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