She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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