drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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