pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
