idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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