I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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