dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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