So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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