TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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