I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
