i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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