you win again, gameday.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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