love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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