I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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