I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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