'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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