would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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