from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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