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• (716): View more from New York

  fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow

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• (408): View more from California

  she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.

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• (650): View more from California

  I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis

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• (619): View more from California

  I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.

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