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• (330): View more from Ohio

  when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

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• (714): View more from California

  I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!

  (940): View more from Texas

  HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT

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• (972): View more from Texas

  also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.

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• (510): View more from California

  i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick

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