Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.