YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem