Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her