forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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