HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish you could order shots online.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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