your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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