Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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