do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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