About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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