you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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