On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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