You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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