Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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