Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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