I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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